gross phase

now I can’t go back to sleep. motheroffuck. 

theyellowbrickroad:

tricking people into thinking i might be attractive online is one of my greatest ongoing pranks

I think I’m just gunna upload like a ton more pics of me and become the cam whore that I’ve always dreamed of being.

now all I need is a gif of Hilary Duff singing this is what dreams are made of. 

diacrit:

people who are voting republican because obama “did nothing” when the only reason obama didn’t do as much as he could have was the republican party blocking his legislation at every turn 

a nice joke 

alecwiens:

I have a bad habit of assuming I’ve annoyed people, and it usually ends up with me dropping communication and hoping they’ll be the ones to continue it.

painterbaker:

sometimes i literally have to hold myself back from arguing with people’s opinions that i don’t agree with like i know everyone is entitled to their own but sometimes i just