SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS:
Normal people: Oh no! We're all gonna die!
Conspiracy theorists: ALIENS!
Doctor Who fandom: Oh, this is bad. This is extremely not very good.
Sherlock fandom: Not my division.
Merlin fandom: There's only one explanation- SORCERY!
Disney fandom: THE KINGDOM IS LOST!
Star Wars fandom: I have a bad feeling about this.
The Hunger Games fandom: Let's all go hide underground.
Harry Potter fandom: FUCK, HARRY FORGOT A HORCRUX!
Assassin's Creed fandom: Shit, Abstergo must have gotten a Piece of Eden!
Hello Project fandom: Blame Tsunku
Why can’t I just like sleep all day?
pure-ambience: Jackyl - True Widow
farisbueller: felicefawn: The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fucking kill myself. Literally. up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special snowflake and part-time tumblr user felicefawn is literally contemplating suicide over people having different music taste than her and thinks...
friend: did you know it takes 43 muscles to frown & only 17 to smile
me: did you know it takes 0 muscles to not give a fuck
So, I’m changing my major, lololololol.
gingerpub3s: I wonder how many of my followers would fuck me
down-rodeo asked: 2 and 4
badmotorfinger: Here Comes Your Man - Pixies
wvnderbar: i bet my love life is a disaster because i never forwarded any of those chain emails back in 7th grade
thelegendofzelda: if you’re sugoi and you know it clap your hands
dibola: Hardcore bands typically don’t last long because the singer damages their vocal chords from the untrained screaming or puberty catches up with them finally and so their vocal style changes somewhat.