May 2013
whatever it’ll be ok
i’m fucking sobbing over the dumbest fucking shit ever
Anonymous asked: Is that you in your avatar?
if u ever wanna nestle in my boobies tell me
Anonymous asked: nerds and uhhhh those chocolate bars with the candy on the inside i forget what theyre called
Anonymous asked: eatin candy. livin the good life
Anonymous asked: yo what up
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hallmonitears:
how do some people just say “send me asks” and they actually get asks like there’s gotta be some voodoo magic behind that shit
radioheadgear:
i hate myself a lot right now hahaha :-)
fuckies:
I appreciate fine art and fine boys.
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do obese men masturbate because how can they find their penis? like every 10 lbs you lose you grow an inch of penis
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WHY ARE PEOPLE UP ALREADY IT’S NOT EVEN 1AM
pgay:
”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye
akanedee:
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
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omg yall you know when we were little and something bad happens they told us to tell a trusted adult
we are trusted adults now
homleschapel:
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
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forever crying because i won’t get a purple kumatan iphone case for my phone
“Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone...”
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When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.
It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry...
assiest:
why do people have to get ready for bed?
i’m always ready for bed
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sansaofhousestark:
arianne—martell:
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
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Every year or so I have a dream where I have a pregnancy scare and there’s always like 4 potential fathers. It’s always the apple store guy until I figure out that I’m not pregnant.
klefable:
i am constantly torn between ‘i dont need anyone’ and ‘hey you please fall in love with me’
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sir-pyllero:
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blainestorm:
ckweek:
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phlynn:
summer bloggin
happened to fast
summer bloggin
had me a blast
I met a friend crazy for me
Met a blog, cute as can be
tumblr days, drifted away
but oohh-oh those tumblr nights
TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE,
LIKE DID YOU GET AN ASK!?
tell me more tell me more
did you reblog that ass
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