(Source: narileramirez, via v0rant)
do obese men masturbate because how can they find their penis? like every 10 lbs you lose you grow an inch of penis
WHY ARE PEOPLE UP ALREADY IT’S NOT EVEN 1AM
(Source: sonic-youth-goo, via tysegallandpizza)
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
(via tysegallandpizza)
omg yall you know when we were little and something bad happens they told us to tell a trusted adult
we are trusted adults now
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
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forever crying because i won’t get a purple kumatan iphone case for my phone
(Source: christinaaguilerasboobies, via druun)
